Guys, this juice will take you back. All the way to Jr. High when you went out on a date to that shady traveling carnival that came through town. You know that date, the one where you finally got the courage up to ask her out and she said yes. You got there, had a funnel cake drizzled with the smallest amount of strawberry syrup ever because the guy making it wanted to flirt with the teenage girls that had come over to order. Then you went on that ride that whips you around and around and caused you to throw up everywhere. The date ended in disappointment instead of your first kiss and the next day at school everyone made fun of you.
Though, maybe not everyone had such a deeply scarring experience happen to them.
This juice tastes just like that funnel cake. Sugary, sweet, doughy, with just a hint of strawberry syrup. It's delicious, creates great clouds and flows down your throat your into your lungs soft and smooth.
But, just like that funnel cake, it's also slightly disappointing. Where is the strawberry? I paid extra... sorry was about to relive the memory there... I mean the description said strawberry. It's there, it's just so light I feel like I could've enjoyed it more if they hadn't said anything about it at all.
That said, solid 4/5 for me because it still tastes delicious and won't make me throw up.